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LONE RANGER CAPTURED!

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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of
the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I
kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" "I'd
like to speak to my horse." Says The Lone Ranger. Chief nods and
Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear,
and the horse gallops away.


Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his
back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's
tent and spends the night.


The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a
very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is
your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before,
Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.


Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this
time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde.
She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.


The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are
indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your
last request." "I'd like to speak to my horse . . . alone." The Chief
is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is bought to the Lone Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks
him square in the eye and says, very slowly and loudly, "Listen carefully,
now for the last time. I said: "BRING POSSE!
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