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This is a real Email I received not a hoax!


Hello

I am glad that you are ready to continue cooperation with our company. Therefore
now I lay hopes on you.
I am sure that you can achieve the big results in your work. We appreciate
honesty, zeal and responsibility of our employees.
If you possess these qualities, you will be an irreplaceable employee of our
company!
Now I pass on the following stage of our work.

In this letter I am sending you a copy of the contract and the employment
application which you should to fill and sign. Please, read and sign the
agreement, and send us:

A) COPY OF THE SIGNED CONTRACT
B) COPY OF THE FILLED AND SIGNED EMPLOYMENT APPLICATION
C) COPY OF ANY YOUR DOCUMENTS

by e-mail or fax.
After signing the contract, I will transfer it to the staff department of United
Business Invest, Inc Company for consideration and approval.
During consideration the staff department will analyze:
- a credit history
- criminal records
If this consideration has a positive result and your application is approved, you will be officially accepted in the company on a position of Financial
Manager.
If the staff department declines your application, I will inform you about it.
But I hope everything will be good.

If you are approved, this contract will be signed by the deputy director and
after that I will send you a copy of this signed contract. And then I can
congratulate you on getting a new gob! It gives you the right on reception of
payments from our clients.
If you receive a post in our company that our economic department will prepare
for you for a package of documents,
Which will be sent to you by the certified mail on your regular address. This
package will contain the following documents:

1. The original of your contract with our company. This contract will be
certified by the American and Russian notary and Director of company United
Business Invest, Inc Company. This contract obliges you to performance of all
conditions specified in the contract. With the help of this contract you can
confirm your status of Independent Contractor in our company thus you will are exempted
from all taxes in our company.

2. A card of the worker of company United Business Invest, Inc Company. It is an
official plastic card of the worker of ours the company on which will be
Your post, name, surname, the address and other service information which will
be programmed on a magnetic path on
This card. It is a card has some degrees of protection (the hologram, a
ultra-violet basis, MICR fonts) for protection against a fake.
It is a card will allow you to show any state bodies the USA that all your
actions pass under the initiative of our company and
Therefore you do not carry any personal responsibility for your actions. ALSO
YOU WILL PRESENT THIS CARD TO OUR CLIENTS
AT PERSONAL MEETING WITH THEM. WITHOUT THIS CARD YOU CAN NOT ACCEPT PAYMENT BY
CASH FROM OUR CLIENTS.

I am your personal adviser, therefore I will constantly keep you up to date. If
you have any questions, please send them to me. After you are employed, we will inform our clients about you.
If you receive this post that at the first stage of work you can accept only two
kinds of payments:
1. BANKER'S CHECKS.
2. INTERBANK TRANSLATIONS.

You can accept payment by cash only after receive a plastic card of the
employee. I already spoke about it above.
It is necessary, that our clients would be sure that transfer money to you. You
will present this card to our clients for
Verifications of authenticity of your person. It is the additional insurance for
our company as in the future sums of money,
Which will be paid by our clients to you will reach 50.000 and more. And our
shareholders should be sure, that YOU receive money but not any another.
You receive this set of documents (a plastic card, the contract) after
consideration and approval by the American notary, therefore as already spoke,
you should wait for 3-4 weeks for
their delivery and consideration. But you should not be upset as after signing
the contract our director, you can already begin work.
Therefore at the first stage we inform all our clients that they will be writing
out and sending checks to you for payment of our services.
Banker's checks we shall accept for reception of small payments (up to $10.000
USD).
If the sum of payment will make more $20.000 USD that our clients will
personally arrive to you for payment by cash.

You will receive the check by mail within a month. Charges on cashing the check
you can take from this check.
YOU SHOULD DO ALL YOUR WORK DURING ONE WORKING DAY. FOR EXAMPLE IF YOU HAVE
RECEIVED PAYMENT FROM OUR CLIENTS ON MONDAY
THAT YOU SHOULD TRANSFER THIS MONEY INTO THE BANK ACCOUNT OF UNITED BUSINESS
INVEST, INC. IN THE SAME DAY.
For cashing in of checks you can use some ways:
1. In each city of USA there are boothes in which you can exchange checks for
money.
2. You can use your bank account for cashing in of checks.
For this purpose you should clear the check with the help of your bank
account.
3. The most good way if you will open the account in the same bank to which this check belongs.
For this purpose you should execute the following actions:
A) For an example you have received the check which belongs to bank "
BANK Of AMERICA "
B) Then you should open the bank account in the same bank from which
the check of the client is written out (In our example it " BANK Of AMERICA ")
C) After opening the account you should give checks for cashing in to
this bank.
*** You should all work during one working day.



After that you receive money, you should transfer money for the main bank
account of our company in Moscow.
For remittance you should execute the following steps.
1. You should find any bank branch.
2. There you should inform that want to transfer money into account in Moscow.
3. For transfer of money you should use essential elements of our company:

BANK: JSCB "Promsvyazbank"
Adress: Russia, Moscow, Stromynka str, h.18, b. 27
SWIFT: PRMSRUMM
SPRINT: psbnk/CUSTOMERS
correspondent account N 30101810600000000119 with branch #1 Moscow GTU Bank of
Russia
Account No: 42301840700000004435
NAME: FANASYTIN IGOR VALEREVICh


*** If you will have any questions that you you can consult about it at the
bank employee in bank in which will to transfer money.
4. Then you should write a letter to me in which you should:
- inform us about sum of the money transfer;
- name the owner of the check that you cashed in or name
of client from which you sent money;
- A copy of documents which you receive in bank after
transfer of money.

YOU SHOULD MAKE ALL THESE OPERATIONS DURING ONE WORKING DAY.
The financial department of United Business Invest, Inc Company is very serious
about your work, therefore any delays in your work can cause negative
consequences, which can badly affect me and your reputation in the company.
Each time our clients write out checks, transfer money or want visit you , I will immediately inform you about it.
I have already told you about operational efficiency of your forthcoming work,
but at the given stage it is necessary for you to conclude the contract with our
company.
On behalf of all the employees of United Business Invest, Inc Company, I am very
pleased to make this offer to you and look forward to successful cooperation.
Please, sign the enclosed copy of this letter, and return it to me within two
days.
Thank you for your interest in United Business Invest, Inc Company, and we look
forward to working with you.
Please write if you have any questions.
Yours faithfully,

Yours faithfully,
Personal Manager
Dmitry Astahov
e-mail: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
main website: xxxxxxxxxx
USA website: xxxxxxxxxxx
Tel: xxxxxxxxxxx
FAX: xxxxxxxxxxx

P.S. as your personal manager, I would like to tell you informal news. Our company constantly develops.
And you will be our first employee in the USA but it is only the beginning!
Yesterday I have found out, that United Business Invest, Inc Company will open
office in the USA in 2007 and there will be 10 workplaces.
And if you earn good reputation in our company that you can apply for the
position of executive director of the American branch of United Business Invest,
Inc Company Brent, I have influential
friends in United Business Invest, Inc Company and consequently I will
necessarily try to help you with achievement of reception of position of
Director General. OK? But we will not run forward.
Now I hope that you can receive a position of Financial Manager
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